M*A*S*H

Here are the updates for my team today on the bgal website:

Morneau leaves with tight groin
Longoria needs more frequent days off
Gordon to return less than 100 percent
Redmond takes foul tip off arm
Sonnanstine to make Triple-A start
Sizemore likely needs elbow surgery
Lowell should be back after break
Raburn leaves game with dry eyes

No wonder I'm in 6th place.